Falcon Private Bank | Marketing Masterstroke or Mistake?

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Falcon Private Bank: Marketing Masterstroke or Mistake?

Are you ready for Agile Private Banking?

Are you ready for emaciated bodies dripping in gold glitter paint, performing a freestyle contemporary dance routine

Are you ready for what could be the most bizarre ad of ALL time?

Look, no one is claiming that marketing a bank is an easy task. They’re super dull and at times fraudulent. So it’s understandable that agency, Branders Group AG wanted to inject a tad of personality into an otherwise boring subject.

Making a bank sexy is a monumental (arguably, impossible) task. And if the goal for this ad was to emphasise the sex appeal of Falcon Private Baking, they ‘succeeded’ … I guess.

But who the hell is thinking ‘Damn I’m just craving a massive home loan right now’?

Answer: no one.

According to their website, Falcon Private Bank “rely on more than 50 years of experience” and are “devoted to excellence”. So how do you demonstrate wisdom, experience and financial excellence? Blast glitter at a bunch of starving 20 year olds and film them regurgitating gold paint! Simple.

The bank also claim that they’re relentlessly committed to superior performance and boast financial strength and stability. Let’s unpack that, shall we.

Surely, exhibiting a “commitment to superior performance” would not involve hiring a year 10 art class to film your advertising campaign, but it appears Falcon Private have done just that.

Then there’s the “financial strength” which I guess is symbolised by the models’ muscles … deep.

And then there’s “stability”, which, if they’re referring to ‘mental stability’ is completely absent in this commercial.

I think it’s safe to say, we have another case of advertising executives thinking that sex can sell anything … even banks. They are so wrong, it’s not funny. And this ad is an example of it.

So for these reasons, this week, it’s a

Marketing Mistake

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Hacked and Redfaced

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Hacked and Redfaced

There is an old adage about a builder’s house is never finished. Despite being a fantastic builder he (or she) is busy building houses for everyone else and neglects their own. We recently found ourselves in a similar situation and our site got hacked; let me tell you it was pretty embarrassing with more than a couple of expletives being shot around the office when we did a routine check and discovered the issue. We took some solace in not being alone in such a silly oversight – you may remember last year, Marketo were left chasing their tail after their domain expired without being renewed.

So how did it happen?

When we develop a website for a customer we generally provide that client with the option of purchasing a service package that schedules regular security updates. But ironically (in this case) when it came to our own we let slip.

Undertaking the security update had sat on our backlog for sometime but, being busy servicing clients, it kept getting pushed further down the list – we kept saying we will get to it eventually and then suddenly it was too late. In this case, we had neglected to update our plugins – a simple little thing to do. It wasn’t attended to and someone pounced.

Like many of our clients, our website is built on the WordPress platform. We build on many platforms but many, many clients are familiar with WordPress, with a wide array of plugins and general familiarity for most people savvy with any CMS make it very popular… PLUS its free!

But, it comes at a cost – that cost is security and with millions of websites designed in the WordPress platform, it can make it an easy mark for hackers because if you can break into one plugin, theme or the platform itself, you will have a multitude of targets. As opposed to a singular bespoke solution. This is not to scare you – WordPress is generally a safe CMS, with simple processes in place to ensure your website is secure, but the simple reality is they must be done, and they must be done regularly or, like us, you will end up with egg on your face.

In our case, the hack was relatively harmless, they exchanged some metatdata which altered our google search results (we’ll canvas the impact of that in another article in the near future), but we have seen some more malicious results in the past to websites of clients who didn’t want us to maintain their site. As such, we really do recommend making the small additional investment in a service plan. After all, you wouldn’t buy a car and never service it.

A service plan is an insurance policy. We create regular back ups of your site meaning we can restore it quickly in the event of an issue and we ensure plug-ins are up to date…

But if your site suffers a hack here are some things you can do:

Step 1 – The world isn’t over

We understand that websites are critical to practically every business nowadays, especially e-commerce sites. But it’s important to keep a level head – remember that no one has been hurt and you can recover from this.

Step 2 – IT

Luckily for us, our in-house tech team could handle this particular problem so we didn’t have to make a phone call, but for most businesses this will mean rallying your troops. Depending on the severity of the breach, your host might be able to talk you through the requirements over the phone or contact whoever developed the site for you. We would always recommend that someone in your office know how to place your site in maintenance mode, which will replace your site with a simple maintenance screen and form.

One critical issue at this point is for websites with integrated clients databases is to get your team to ensure the integrity of your secure data.

Step 3 – What are the broader implications, enquiries, marketing or sales?

Once the site is in maintenance mode, it would be worth pausing any digital advertising you may have running – it’s pointless sending potential clients to a website that is not delivering the optimal experience for its users. If you use your site for client interactions like sales or services, it may be worth preparing 2 edms (we wold recommend having these pre-built and ready to deploy): one, alerting existing customers that the issue exists and assure them (if applicable) that their user data is safe. Also provide them with some information on when your site is likely be back up and running; and secondly, an edm goes out when you are back up and running.

Step 4 – The mole?

Figuring out where the breach occurred is important so you can plug the gap as effectively as possible. Your tech should be able to point you in the right direction after reviewing the affected pages, custom code, plugins, log files etc.

Step 5 – Spring cleaning

While your tech team takes care of the website, it’s also a good time to clean your computers with an anti-virus program. Change all your passwords – website; hosting; cPanel etc.

Step 6 – Future proof

Make sure it doesn’t happen again. Talk to your tech team and get in place processes to make sure this, hopefully, small blip in the radar doesn’t happen again. The outcome could be a small retainer for ongoing support or invest in some training and make time to keep your site secure.

Remember, an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

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Barney’s New York – Marketing Masterstroke or Mistake?

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Barney’s New York – Marketing Masterstroke or Mistake?

This week we’re looking at US luxury department store, Barney’s most recent social media campaign: #BarneysUnwrapped.

It’s the season for giving and Barney’s is getting into the Christmas spirit on Instagram. The retail giant is posting short videos each day to their Instagram account, @barneysny featuring luxury prizes like these, kitschy Gucci sunnies, because … fashun … and free shit!

As long as you’re following their Instagram account, leave a comment, and do a bunch of other things we haven’t bothered to research, you’ll be in the draw to win stuff that you might never use … BUT is valued at the same price as the average second hand car.

The prizes might be questionable, but in actual fact, this strategy is GENIUS! Social media algorithms have changed in recent times to promote ‘viral’ content higher in the newsfeed. How does it judge virality? Likes and comments (and views).

And that’s exactly what Barney’s are encouraging … comments. Plus, they’re making sure people are following them too, and who doesn’t want more followers.

The campaign is exclusive to the Instagram platform, but Barneys are promoting it across their website, in stores, email database and 1.2 million Facebook audience, which is sure to deliver a nice boost in followers before Christmas.

In the age of the almighty Amazon, and the like, department stores have no choice but to offer their customers incentives to draw them back in store, maintain personal connections and remain relevant in an ever-changing retail landscape.

Barney’s have managed to tick all the boxes when it comes to an effective social media campaign: it’s platform specific, they’ve used their existing platforms to drive attention to a Instagram, they’ve included a call to action and they’re giving away in demand, expensive prizes.

So for these reasons, this week, it’s a Marketing Masterstroke.

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Why negative comments on your Facebook page is not so negative

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Why negative comments on your Facebook page is not so negative

Nowadays, most businesses have a team dedicated to resolving customer complaints, or at least have procedures for how to deal with negative feedback.

And so they should. Why? Because making a complaint is now easier, and more impactful, than ever! You no longer have to endure the call centre experience or fill out an online form. Any person with a Facebook page can very easily publish a negative comment to a business page for the whole world to see. And with enough negative comments on your page, it can dramatically impact revenue.

So where’s the positive in those negative comments, I hear you ask?

Well, you absolutely don’t want a huge amount of negative reviews. However, a few negative comments, if dealt with properly, isn’t so bad.

Firstly, it allows you to demonstrate in a public forum that you’re willing to listen to consumer concerns and are committed to solving their problems.

And secondly, it’s good for social media algorithms.

Facebook and Instagram’s goal is to keep you on their platform for as long as possible, so they can serve you more ads. To keep you engaged, it will rank the posts with more likes, comments and shares, higher in your newsfeed because it determines that these posts are the most popular among people like you.

So basically, the more comments (positive or negative) the more people will see it.

An example of a post we did for a client was in response to the recent Same-Sex Marriage vote in Australia.

This post was published immediately after the result was announced.

As you can imagine, we had some vile comments on this post, which we hid as soon as we noticed them. We also had a total of 22 angry emojis.

But on a positive note, we got over 1,000 likes and loads of positive comments.

There were also several people respectfully debating the results on this post. The more people that commented on the post, the more people we were able to reach.

Media publishers are experts in this area. Check out Sunrise’s Facebook page, for example. They will often pick controversial topics to spark conversations. People become passionate about these issues and want to express how they feel. And what do you know, media publishers are some of the most followed pages on social media.

When playing in this territory, it can be risky. If your consumers are on the conservative side, it’s important to play it safe.

Ultimately though, every business must realise that they’ll never make everybody happy and there will always be some negative comments.

It’s about weighing up the positives and the negatives. Are YOU prepared to get a few negatives reactions in return for 1,000 positives ones?

The real challenge though is in selecting a topic that both aligns with your brand and also gets people talking.

That’s where we come in. Want to get your consumers talking about your business more and more online?

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The future of Virtual Tickets at exhibitions

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The future of Virtual Tickets at exhibitions

VRrrooom … Virtual Reality is off to the races.

Last week Manoush, host of Note to Self, put a new spin on the virtual exhibition ticket.

Anyone in business is offered (harangued) about buying tickets to exhibitions within their industry. A trend of the past few years (even longer for some forward thinkers) was that of the virtual ticket.

In the early days of the virtual ticket, you would get access to PowerPoint presentations, exclusive offers from present exhibitors and if you were lucky, a link to a recording of a key note address. The virtual ticket has now naturally progressed to the live feed for talks plus extensive downloads.

The amount of content offered on virtual tickets is becoming so thorough that actual tickets get the virtual as a supplement in case you didn’t get to see all of the attractions.

But one thing is lacking from the virtual ticket and that is control. You are at the mercy of whatever the organiser decides to offer and you get no real conversations or networking opportunities with other patrons or exhibitors beyond the odd chatroom.

Speaking of natural progression, the evolution is still happening. Manoush Zomorodi host of Note To Self (an excellent podcast about living in a digital world) took it to the next level at a conference as a telepresence robot (podcast here).

The tech isn’t there yet (nor are Manoush’s driving skills) but the signs are clear. The next step will be more roombas with cameras attached which you will be able to rent at exhibitions. Then they will turn into drones and eventually we won’t need to go outside anymore. But as we’ve seen from the prognosticators of our age, the Hollywood screenwriter, our need for human contact will overcome (see Surrogates, Wall-E, Demolition Man).

 

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Honey Birdette – Marketing Masterstroke or Mistake?

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The over-sexualisation of women in advertising appears to indicate that sex still sells in 2017 … or is it a trope that lingers around from times gone by?

From UltraTune ads to Wicked Campers, the objectification and at times sheer disrespect for women and their bodies is ubiquitous. Morally, it’s wrong – all of the research indicates that this kind of advertising leads to a higher support of sexist beliefs and an increased tolerance to sexual violence.

From a marketing perspective, it’s complicated. We certainly do not condone any of the aforementioned advertising campaigns, but we are interested in why they exist. When global giants like Dove, L’Oreal and Audi are attempting to make a statement on gender equality, you would assume that the rest would follow. But ad campaigns like this one are continually rolled out, and every magazine seems to have toned abs and pert butts splashed across their covers.

Is this because half naked women catch the eye, or because risque advertising campaigns are guaranteed to create a publicity storm, allowing brands to reach millions organically. Possibly a bit of both and Honey Birdette claim the campaign has led to a “spike” in sales.

This approach might work for Honey Birdette’s consumers, but does it resonate with the majority of women? And would it work for other businesses? Larger companies are pivoting away from such campaigns, because they know the general public expect more in 2017. Plus, promoting body shapes that are unattainable makes the consumer feel bad about their own bodies, which leads to more covering up, and less stripping off. And that is something lingerie companies DON’T want to happen.

So for these reasons, this week, it’s a Marketing Mistake.

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Why storytelling is so important to marketing your business

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WHY STORYTELLING IS IMPORTANT TO YOUR BRAND

“Stories constitute the single most powerful weapon in a leader’s arsenal.”

Dr. Howard Gardner, professor Harvard University

For today’s lesson, let’s replace “leader” with “brand” or “marketer”.

Leaders have used stories throughout history – many ships have been launched for leaders, greedy for new land – and many boats have been stopped by leaders too (don’t worry I won’t let my point of view on the Stop The Boats political saga drown us before we begin).

You can tell your story once or over and over again, and you can tell it in a few words, or a few hundred thousand. Did you know: A Tale Of Two Cities has 135,000 words and is the most sold book of all time.

Notorious drinker and never one to waste words, Ernest Hemingway was in a bar three sheets to the wind when a fellow drinker who was green with envy over the attention he was getting from the ladies, challenged him to write a six word short story that could make you cry. The next day, hungover and bleary eyed, Hemingway typed up the below and won the bet:

“For Sale: Baby shoes. Never worn.”

What a great story! Not just the six words, but the fact that it was Hemingway, the famously simple worded pathos in his stories shines through in those six words – although the trouble is, Hemingway didn’t write it. Just like Newton was never hit on the head with an apple that lead to his thoughts on gravity (a story so great it led to the name of one the best known brands and great storytellers in their own right).

As a marketer, you might only have enough space for six words. Coca-Cola went from 6 words to 5 in the 90’s. “You can’t beat the feeling” to “You can’t beat the real thing.”

Coke owns words like life, feeling, real, enjoy and happiness.

These words are crucial to their story telling. Which is why those terms come to mind when you think of Coke, and not obesity, type 2 diabetes and tooth decay.

If you ask people to think of Coca-Cola advertising or marketing campaigns, most in Australia think of sky surfing, Christmas or the your name on a bottle campaigns. These all tell a story about Coke and the way it makes you feel. But my favorite is the story teller – it’s blatant, it’s obvious, and if it was set up in any other way, it would feel like a 1950s sponsored ad but it has stuck with me since I was 10.

In short, stories have staying power and can create an emotional response in the audience that linger in their hearts and minds for years.

You can use stories to:
• detail events
• make concepts accessible to a new audience
• change minds
• increase stronger memories
• create attachment to you and your brand through all of the above

You may have heard that there are only a handful of story types in the world, whether you subscribe to Joseph Campbell’s Monomyth, Kurt Vonnegut’s 6 story shapes (to see three of his shapes click, watch it, it’s five minutes, all gold), Christopher Bookers’ Seven basic plots or any other number of numbers (see, writers have been doing listicles* forever).

No matter how many types there are, it’s important to remember there is no end to the variances you can create. Variance is the key word here. You may have been told many times that there is a reason why your business exists and it’s because you are offering something different to your competitors. Find your difference/s and extrapolate. Tell your story, create a connection with your audience and let clients know that you offer an experience or product that will make their life easier, better and happier – like a relaxing squirrel massage.

 

In part 2, we will expand on the art of story telling by focussing on what makes content bad (clue: it’s not a misspent youth).

*not sure what a listicle is (you’ve been reading them for ever): it’s an article that forms a list, wholly or partly. Bustle has an awesome article on the subject.

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Catcalling women – Is it just bad advertising?

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Is catcalling bad advertising?

On my way into work this morning I was listening to two of my favourite podcasts (speaking of podcasts check out our first foray into the field of podcasts) and it got me thinking…

Is Advertising comparable to Catcalling?

Let me explain – a bit of background first and then we’ll delve into my totally unresearched, uneducated and over-generalised theory.

Podcast 1 Note to Self

A brilliant show that follows Manoush Zomorodi trying to decipher how we can live a human and humane existence in the digital age. This episode in particular was probing the depths of data analytics and ad targeting carried out by Cambridge Analytica (CA) during the Trump campaign for the US presidency. Manoush mentioned

The take away was that with all the data we freely give away when we agree willy-nilly to Ts and Cs for every app and social media platform is that we are giving an entry point into what makes us us and what can be motivators in buying or in this case voting a certain way.

Podcast 2 This American Life

Ira Glass hosts one of the most popular podcasts on the internet – in this particular episode we followed the story of Eleanor Gordon-Smith a Sydney Ethics professor who decided one day that she wanted to find out what motivated men to catcall women on the street by interviewing anyone she was catcalled by and then see if she can convince them as to why it might be a bad idea. You might be surprised how hard it is to persuade (one person in particular named Zac) that it may be upsetting, unwanted and unproductive to the catcallee.

So, there you have it, two fairly unrelated podcasts both filled with pathos for the human condition.

The gentleman (term used loosely) in podcast two refused to accept that women didn’t enjoy it when he slapped one of a group of women on the “arse”. This guy was talking about the compliment given to the female in question, when questioned if the slap had ever worked he said “no” but after some thought he did mention that on an Australia Day two years ago he ended up having a drink with a group of English girls but it didn’t lead anywhere but it’s all a bit of fun and he is a “bird of paradise” he is apparently more like a walrus.

Birds of Paradise are beautiful with colourful plumage that attract a mate by intricate dancers.

If we took all our cues from the animal kingdom life would be interesting – some dogs don’t take no for an answer.

Ok, Rob, get on with it.

Well, is Zac, the self-professed “entertainer”, embarking on a poorly targeted and clumsy advertising campaign? We advertise ourselves often – people often talk about how users of social media try to portray an air of sophistication and beauty that is not seen in their day to day lives, people on dating websites or in the early stages of dating project an image of their perfect selves – my girlfriend had no idea how bad my obsession with basketball was for at least two months.


“Is catcalling the refuge of the brand that isn’t confident enough to do something creative to get our attention?”

Psychometrics in advertising is not an exact science (yet), CA, with their deep data and psychometrics, suggest what type of ad they might use in certain situations for example for an insurance company they may target people who they believe are prone to anxiety or shyness with a lighter ad as opposed to a more stalwart person receiving an insurance ad that plays on the devastating issues of not being insured. The CA data scientist conceded that many are feeling it’s murky waters that they travel in but if psychometric targeting was used to convince people to give up smoking or lead a healthier lifestyle there would be less apprehension than prompting people to vote a certain way.

Zac believes that he is not doing anything wrong even after Eleanor tells him the statistics that a gross majority of women that hate catcalling. Perhaps Zac’s targeting is amazingly prolific and he only slaps girls that are truly in the mood to be slapped or “complimented” even before saying one word to them but the fact that his success rate of continuing a relationship, friendship or even dialogue with these women suggests that he may need to relook at the data. His data being that the females were on the street, on a Saturday night in Kings Cross…

Eleanor taped some females she met on the streets of The Cross as well – only one, of the many, said she was happy with catcalling in a specific instance – one time a man complimented her butt on the street and because she, herself, didn’t think she had a nice arse she was happy – NB no one agreed slapping was acceptable.

Perhaps one day this body conscious young lady could be targeted by psychometrics by a butt-slapping Don Juan but until then Zac’s just playing the numbers game.

So, there are many problems with Zac’s approach from an ethical and moral standpoint but from a marketing perspective he has erred quite considerably as well, in fact, we recently did an article on the Sins of Bad Content (NB. beeping your car horn at a girl is similar to bad content sin #8 how is a girl supposed to let you know that the beep was all she needed to start a loving relationship) if you have a read you can make a case that most catcalling would have you in marketing jail for all the sins that are being committed .

Advertisements often miss the mark – be it due to poor timing (preroll ads on youtube grr) or crossing the line due to ill thought out campaigns. If you are a big brand with lots of money you can play the numbers game like Zac and make a few conversions but it will be a horrible return on investment if the advertisement is bad. OR you can curate your ads for specific buyer personas to increase ROI. Many of the great advertisements and social content pieces nowadays encourage a dialogue between the company and the customer.

So our would be lothario is losing his advertising dollars in playing a bad numbers game but creating dialogue would also be key for the Zac needs a lady campaign – it’s something that has been noticeably lacking – If you listen to Zac he is adamant that the slap or any catcalling is a compliment (here’s Buzzfeed’s answer to this). Perhaps a simple, straight forward “Hi, I am Zac….” “can I buy you a drink?” or “are you having a good time tonight?” would work wonders in increasing the likely hood of a dialogue forming.

In general, catcalling is just lazy advertising – If you look at it from this standpoint, many men don’t want to offend or intimidate women they are trying to express something else but they are failing miserably – you can make yourself stand out from the crowd in any number of ways but catcalling is an easy choice because you know it has a low chance of succeeding so you can laugh off your failure because it was expected. Whereas if you truly put yourself out there with something you want to say and you get rejected… well, then that’s a pill that is harder to swallow. Just like advertising you can play the numbers game, you could do nothing and go home alone, you could do what everyone else does or you could do something special, surprising, something that opens up a positive dialogue.

So remember, if you aren’t a walrus… butt slap = bad. If you need advice on how to attract new customers with genuinely creative advertising drop us a line… not a pick up line.

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Marie Claire – Marketing Masterstroke or Mistake?

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This week we’re looking at Marie Claire’s limited edition magazine cover celebrating the success of the marriage equality vote in Australia.

In 2012, the magazine ran a similar ‘limited-edition cover’ with Aussie celebrities declaring their support for the cause. We can safely assume it was a success at the magazine stand, because they’ve done it again.

The importance for brands to align themselves with social causes is becoming more important and the impetus has been the realisation that ‘hot button’ topics are a phenomenal way to spark conversations on social media. Also, the same-sex marriage result is an historic moment, meaning that this cover really is a one-off.

Marie Claire’s base of readers are middle to upper class women, who are relatively well educated and this group showed some of the highest levels of support.

Then there will be some who will buy this edition purely for sentimental reasons, so it’s sure to send sales skyrocketing.

So, what’s the verdict?

This is most definitely a Marketing Masterstroke.

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10 TERRIBLE product names that never should have happened

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10 TERRIBLE PRODUCT NAMES THAT SHOULD HAVE NEVER HAPPENED

Here’s a list of the most unfortunately named products in the history of humanity. How anyone ever thought these were a good idea, we’ll never know. But please enjoy our list nonetheless.

1. MasterFoods Creamy White Finishing Sauce – a childhood classic

Masterfoods

2. Breast Munchies – immature

BuzzFeed

3. Cock Macaroni – contains Chicken?

Complex

4. Megapussi! – no comment

BuzzFeed

5. Urinal – and it’s a drink! C’mon.

Anorak

6. Soup For Sluts – uncalled for

TeamJimmyjoe

7. Cream Collon – pardon …

BuzzFeed

8. Fagottini – what did you just call me?

LoblawStores

9. Vergina – great with a side of breast munchies

TeamJimmyJo

10. Cemem Dip – Accept no imitations.

Runtoftheweb

Ok, enough … we’re done!

Planning to release a product as offensive as any of these, it’s probably worth shooting us an email first: info@remembercreative.com

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